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  CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE - GRAND FINALE

  She has it all made up for him to marry her, and she is certainly as happy as she is and he is themselves. She is making plans at a great rate and she has consented to have her wedding here because she wants to be there herself. The day is set for Thanksgiving and the Lord be with us for everything has got to be just so and she is no more good at helping now that he's come. They are all going back to New York as soon as possible after it's over and I hope to be forgiven for stating plainly that it will be the happiest day' of my life.

  Respectfully,

  L. COOKE.

  Upon receipt of this astounding news Arethusa took the train and flew tothe scene where such momentous happenings were piling up on one another.Her arrival was unexpected and the changes which she found ensued andensuing were of a nature bewildering in the extreme. Aunt Mary had quither regime of soup and sleep and was not only more energetically vigorousas to mind than ever, but strengthening daily as to bodily force. It mighthave been the excitement, for Burnett was there, Clover was _en route_,and Mitchell was expected within twenty-four hours. Other great changeswere visible everywhere. A corps of servants from town had fairly swampedLucinda and twenty carpenters were putting up an extra addition to thehouse in which to give the wedding room to spread. Nor was this all, forAunt Mary had turned a furniture man and an upholsterer loose with noother limit than that comprised by the two words "_carte blanche_."

  Mrs. Rosscott still continued to wait upon Aunt Mary, but another maid hadarrived to await upon Mrs. Rosscott. The latter had shed her black uniformand bloomed forth in rose-hued robes. Mr. Stebbins was kept on tap fromdawn to dark and the checks flowed like water. Emissaries had beendespatched to New York to buy the young couple a suitable house andfurnish that also from top to bottom.

  "Well, Arethusa," the aunt said to the niece when they met the morningafter her arrival, "I'm feelin' better 'n I was last time you were here."

  "I'm so glad," yelled Arethusa.

  "They'll live in New York and I'll live with them. As far as I've seenthere ain't no other place on earth to live. I'm goin' to get me a coatlined with black-spotted white cat's fur and have my glasses put on aparasol handle, and I'm going to have the collars and sleeves left out ofmost of my dresses an' look like other people. I'm a great believer indoin' as others do, an' Jack won't ever have no cause to complain that Ididn't take easy to city life."

  Arethusa felt herself dumb before these revelations.

  Later she was conducted to see the wedding presents, which were gorgeous.Among them was the biggest and brightest of crimson automobiles; andMitchell, who had presented it, had christened it beforehand "The MidnightSun." Aunt Mary's gift was the New York house and money enough for them tolive on the income.

  "I know you're able to look out for yourself," she told the bride, "but Idon't want Jack to have to worry over things at all, and, although I knowit's a good habit, still I shouldn't like to have him ever work so hardthat he wouldn't feel like goin' around with us nights. Not ever. Not evensometimes."

  Mitchell was overjoyed at the way things had turned out.

  "My dear Miss Watkins," he screamed, when he was ushered into Aunt Mary'spresence, "who could have guessed in the hour of that sad parting in NewYork that such a glad future was held in store for us all!"

  "I didn't quite catch that," Aunt Mary exclaimed, rapturously, "but itdoesn't matter--as long as you got here safe at last."

  "Safe!" exclaimed the young man; "it would have been the very refinementof cruelty if my train had smashed me on this journey."

  Burnett was equally happy.

  "I suppose it will be up to me to give you away," he said to his sister;"before all these people, too. What a mean trick!"

  Jack had thought that he would like to have Tweedwell marry him, as thatyoung man had put in the summer vacation getting ordained. Tweedwellaccepted--although he had just taken charge of a living in Seattle and camethrough on a flyer which arrived two hours before _the_ hour. Some fiftyor sixty of the guests came in on the same train, and Burnett and Clovermet them all at the cars and made the majority comfortable in thedifferent hotels and honored the minority with Aunt Mary's hospitality.

  The day was gorgeous. The addition to the house was done and lined withwhite and decorated in gold. An orchestra was ensconced behind palms justas orchestras always covet to be and a magnificent breakfast had been sentup from the city in its own car with its own service and attendants toserve it.

  There was only one hitch in the entire programme. That was that when theygot to the church Tweedwell did not show up. Jack was distressed eventhough Mrs. Rosscott laughed. Mitchell wanted to read the ceremony, butAunt Mary was afraid it wouldn't be legal, and Mr. Stebbins agreed withher. In the end the regular clergyman married them; and just as they wereall filing out they met Tweedwell and Lucinda tearing along, he in hissurplice and she in the black silk dress which Aunt Mary had given her incelebration of the occasion. They were both too exhausted to be able toexplain for several minutes; but it finally came out (of Lucinda) thatBurnett, whose place it was to have overseen officiating Tweedwell, hadforgotten all about him, and the poor fellow, exhausted by his longjourney, had never awakened until Lucinda, going in to clear up his room,had let forth a piercing howl of surprise.

  So far from dampening anyone's spirits this little _contretemps_ onlyseemed to set things off at a livelier pace. They had a brisk ride home,and the wedding feast and the wedding cake were all that could be desired.What went with it was the finest that any of the guests ever tasted beforeor since, and the champagne was all but served in beer steins.

  When it came to the healths they drank to Aunt Mary along with the brideand groom, and Mitchell made a speech, invoking Heaven's blessings on thetriple compact and covering himself with glory.

  "Here's to Aunt Mary and her bride and her groom," he cried, when theytold him to rise and proclaim. "Here's to Aunt Mary and her bride andgroom, and here's to their health and their wealth and their happiness.Here's to their brilliant past, their roseate present and their gorgeousfuture. And here's to hoping that Fate, who is ready and willing to dealany man a bride, may some time see fit to deal some one of us another suchas Jack's Aunt Mary. So I propose her health before all else. Aunt Mary,long may she wave!"

  Aunt Mary looked as if words and actions were poor things in which toattempt to express her feelings, but no one who glanced at her could be intwo minds as to her state of approval as to everything that was going on.

  The bridal pair drove away somewhere after five o'clock, and about seventhe main body of the guests returned to the city.

  Mrs. Rosscott's mother and Mitchell and Burnett remained a day or two tokeep Aunt Mary from feeling blue, but Aunt Mary was not at all inclinedthat way.

  "If those two young people are lookin' forward to anythin' like as muchfun as I am," she said over and over again, "well, all is they're lookin'forward to a good deal."

  "Won't we whoop her up next summer!" said Burnett; "well, I don't know!"

  "My dear Robert," said his mother gently.

  "Don't stop him," said Aunt Mary. "He knows just how I feel an' I knowjus' how he feels. It isn't wrong, Mrs. Burnett, it's natural. We wereborn to be happy, only sometimes we don't know just how to set about it."

  "Miss Watkins has hit the nail on the head," said Mitchell, rolling acigarette. "She has not only hit the nail on its own head, but she hassucceeded in driving its point well into all our heads. She taught us manythings during her short visit. I, for one, am her debtor forever. Me forjoy, from now on!"

  Aunt Mary smiled. "My heavens!" she murmured; "to think how nice it allcome out, and how really put out I was when Jack first began, too."

  Burnett put his hand in his pocket and pulled out some gum.

  "Robert!" cried his mother, "you don't chew gum, do you?"


  "Of course he doesn't," said his friend quickly; "that's why he had it inhis pocket."

  Aunt Mary looked thoughtfully at him.

  "Give me a little," she said, "maybe it's suthin' I've been missin'."

  Mrs. Burnett left the next day, and Mitchell went the day after.

  The carpenters took down the addition, and the wedding presents wereshipped to town.

  "She says she'll be goin' soon," said Lucinda to Joshua.

  "Then she'll be goin' soon," said Joshua.

  "I'm sure I'll be glad," said Lucinda; "such hifalutin sky-larkin'!"

  Joshua said nothing. Mr. Stebbins had apprised him of Aunt Mary'sarrangements in his behalf and he felt no inclination to criticize any ofher doings and sayings.

  Toward the end of the next week this telegram was received.

  Dear Aunt Mary: We're home and ready when you are. Telegraph what train.

  J. and J.

  The telegram was handed to Aunt Mary at ten in the morning. Her fingerstrembled as she opened it.

  "My heavens alive, Lucinda," she cried, the next minute, "I do believe, ifyou'll be quick, that I can make the twelve-twenty! Run! Tell Joshua toget my trunk down and harness Billy as quick as he can. He can telegraphthat I'm comin' after I'm gone."

  Lucinda flew Joshua-wards.

  "She wants to make the twelve-twenty train!" she cried. Joshua looked up.

  "Then she'll make it," he said.

  She made it!